Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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