I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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