you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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