Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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