At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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