She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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