No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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