hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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