Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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