plz talk dirty to me
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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