Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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