I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize