We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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