She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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