That's intense
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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