He is such a slut. More and more my type.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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