no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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