hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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