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bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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