Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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