I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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