in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
