I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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