Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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