Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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