When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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