im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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