Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
organizing the empties. That sober.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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