i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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