Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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