Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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