If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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