I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
what if I'm pregnant?
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i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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