I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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