we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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