I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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