I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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