WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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