Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i out mim tonsoeep
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