singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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