I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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