I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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