The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
did i walk over a car last night?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Randomize
