she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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