Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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