I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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