So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
