I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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