doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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