handjob tips. give me some.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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