somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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