i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
pray to the hookup gods
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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