Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
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