I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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