is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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