i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
The ass gains better be worth it
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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