I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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