Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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